The Calvin Urinations

Posted: July 30, 2009 in Uncategorized
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It’s a good thing I was running late today, because if I wasn’t I never would have seen this:


Yes, in the window of that truck is a picture of everybody’s favorite Calvin.  He is urinating on Gun Control.  Just to be certain that there’s no confusion of this message, he is actually urinating on the words “Gun Control”. 

You see, Calvin was taking a walk one day (Hobbes was napping at the time) and had just drank TWO SODAS before he left.  Well, sure enough, walking (strolling? floating?) towards him come the words “Gun Control”.  Not only did the words approach him, but they started preaching to Calvin how guns kill people and blah, blah, blah.  Well, Calvin did the only reasonable thing he could think of: he pulled down his pants and took a leak on those words (he is a child, after all).

Also, Calvin is wearing a fuckin’ cowboy hat.

I remember the first time I saw one of the Calvin Urination stickers in Anaheim.  I was confused and a bit disappointed in the world in general.  It’s CALVIN, for crying out loud!  After all this time, there is ONE of the stickers with a different take that slightly amuses me:


Calvin is urinating…PROPERLY!  It is unlikely that you will see this on the back of your favorite (or least favorite) redneck’s pickup truck, though.  If Calvin isn’t pissing ON a politician, car logo, state, rival university, sports team, foreign country, or a short collection of words, THEN it’s merely a picture of a child going to the bathroom.

And that’s just rude.

All zipped up,



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